You know, it's a very good thing the Mass Effect action figures are so hard to find. This support group would HATE Commander Shepard.
"So, I died, and was rebuilt as a cyborg by a terrorist organization."
"We've all been there, right? I know it's tough at first, but we're here for you."
"No, it's pretty bitching. Got the minor scarring fixed, and now basically the only way I can tell is I can bench press tanks. I just came to ask what you do when your secretary won't stop hitting on you."
You know, it's a very good thing the Mass Effect action figures are so hard to find. This support group would HATE Commander Shepard.
ReplyDelete"So, I died, and was rebuilt as a cyborg by a terrorist organization."
"We've all been there, right? I know it's tough at first, but we're here for you."
"No, it's pretty bitching. Got the minor scarring fixed, and now basically the only way I can tell is I can bench press tanks. I just came to ask what you do when your secretary won't stop hitting on you."
"Die in a fire."
This is one of the funniest things you've ever done. The man parts panel almost got my keyboard sprayed with coffee.
ReplyDeleteOh Hal. Your complete cluelessness is SO endearing.
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