"(Insert Nutcracker based crotch pun here.)"

Since Marvel Legends gave us two Punishers this year and neither one was in a Santa suit, this is probably the most Christmas-themed figure I'm going to have for a while: from Jazwares, the Wal-Mart exclusive Fortnite Crackshot! It may not be available online there, you may have to venture into a store and see if any remain on the pegs. I haven't bought a ton of them yet, but I think Jazwares has been doing a pretty good job on these this year.

And because a longer post is obviously a better post, we've got the usual pile of Christmas reruns! Hope you all got more toys than me!


It's not a perennial holiday classic...yet; but I rerun this one every Christmas: "How Deadpool saved assisted didn't wreck had Christmas." See how our production standards have barely incrementally changed in like eleven years! Although, Die Hard wasn't universally accepted as a Christmas movie back then, as it is today.

As usual, click to unwrap, er, enlarge. Not sure of the setup? The first strip's waaaay back here.





What the heck, you've been good this year...he says, based on nothing; so let's have another holiday re-run: "Jingle Bells, Blame Mattel..."


And for good measure, here's the 2015 Christmas strip, "Do They Know It's X-Mas Time at All?" Pool and Kurt had been in space for about 21 months at that point, so yeah, that plotline went on.