This isn't the usual Star-Lord, but still seems to know Rocket at least in passing. Or, it's entirely possible Rocket has a podcast or something, largely about how much 'earsh' sucks: bad food, smelly, everyone is at least slightly dumb at best...
And knowing how a good portion of humanity acts, not just to outsiders, but themselves, no wonder real aliens (if they exist) avoid this place like the plague, like how if you ever traveling down south to the lower 48, you’d avoid stopping for gas or to pee at ANY gas station in Alabama. True story folks *Shudders*
So now in your Gooverse there’s two Starlords then, right? The classic MU version & the MCU version? Or are they one & the same, just separated by time/retcons?
And knowing how a good portion of humanity acts, not just to outsiders, but themselves, no wonder real aliens (if they exist) avoid this place like the plague, like how if you ever traveling down south to the lower 48, you’d avoid stopping for gas or to pee at ANY gas station in Alabama. True story folks *Shudders*
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I like how Rocket casually generalizes the entire population of Earth as meth heads. He must be a HUGE Breaking Bad fan :)
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