The cover proclaims, "Get set for the greatest battle issue ever!" which is a bold statement. Feel like it should just be 19 pages of violence then, no subplots or anything, just get in the pit and tear this bitch up. (Channeling Tagalongs there!) The FF is not only broken up when this one opens, but Doom has already captured the Thing, as he confronts Reed, Medusa, and...the college football coach? Presumably a grudge from his time at university. Reed and Medusa are trapped by a trapdoor, then the coach knocked out when he tries to rush Doom; leaving Doom to monolog with the coach's wife, since he obviously wants to tell somebody how great his scheme is. Reed wakes up in time to get most of it: with the Thing and Darkoth hung up like trophies, Doom explains his new "vibration bomb," which allegedly can "erase all previous emotional ties" leaving only devotion to Doom. He mindwipes two turncoats in his ranks, then forces them to kill each other, just as an example.
Meanwhile, in Buffalo, Wyatt Wingfoot has managed to calm down the furious Human Torch (over what Reed did to Franklin, in the previous issue!) but the cops are pissed at them for property damage. Sue is left to fret over the comatose Franklin; while Doom considers just how swell the world will be with him in charge of it. But, Darkoth has broken free: Doom calms him down, claiming to not only be his master, but his creator. Still, we don't get into that here, since Doom is off to Buffalo, after the Torch. Can't very well rub his nose in Doom's victory if he's not there, right? Doom and his men attack the jail, capturing Wyatt and Johnny; but back at his base, Darkoth turns on him, freeing Reed, Ben, and Medusa...to be continued!? Ah, was that "greatest battle ever" blurb supposed to go on next month's issue? I'm not overly familiar with this stretch, but I do know Darkoth would return, around FF #193 or so.
Hope you're staying warm all things considered. Been dealing with our crazy ass weather jumping back & forth between cold & warm, which is causing havoc with allergies. Right now it's warm season for now.
ReplyDelete"Pretty sure the "sometimes I'm as dumb as the Hulk" line didn't age well. Be nice if somehow Wyatt told the Hulk this.
May we all be as happy as Doom was in that moment where he commands two lackeys to kill each other. Now that's happiness you can't always buy. Ok maybe you can...
Never heard of this Darkoth character. I'm guessing he wasn't used much after #193 right?
Darkoth would get killed around Thor #328 or so, and then return around Excalibur #37; but I think his full history would qualify as one of the worst things Doom had ever done; if not all the other terrible stuff. Best guess: Darkoth had been a guy, an astronaut/pilot, a friend of Ben Grimm's pre-FF. I wanna say he was going to commit some light treason for Doom and then tried to back out of it, or was maybe blackmailed, whatever: to punish him, Doom had the guy surgically altered into a new, monstery body, then tortured him to convince him he was an actual demon and Doom his master. It seems a little extra, even for Doom.
ReplyDeleteWas it though? Seems like Reed's not the only one Doom's got a hard on about torturing & making life miserable for. Jesus...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Doom would insist that with anyone other than Reed, it's not personal, just business. Or science. He used the guy as a guinea pig, because he wouldn't do the treason thing, so Doom had to use him somehow. What's he gonna do, let the guy go back on his word with no repercussions? That's not how you run a monarchy/dictatorship. . .
ReplyDeleteWhile point, it's not like Doom probably hadn't kept tabs on the guy this whole time. He just happened to be treasonous for the sake of the story without any real explanation right? Thus he was easily manipulated into doing Doom's bidding. Even it wasn't personal, the fact that he was Ben's friend was a cherry on top of already delicious sundae.
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