Wednesday, January 22, 2025

"Greenie."

I've never had therapy--which hopefully doesn't show--but Doc Samson irritates me sometime. In fact, I was thinking of him getting clowned by a training robot in Marvel Two-In-One Annual #7, but he appeared in a strip in 2008, where Nightcrawler teleports him away! Sometimes he's a bit smug and know-it-all, and I felt like he was leering inappropriately at Polaris's new costume in X-Factor #87... 

Because I don't have a big yellow bubble to use, we've seen Quasar put people in a quantum-construct jail before, too. Oh, and Quasar's hanging out with an old friend: Makkari! Who is now a girl, because of the Eternals movie: regular 616-continuity has played it off as "Eternals change up sometimes" and left it at that. Quasar'd be cool with it, although I wonder how much sign language he knows.

3 comments:

Mr. Morbid said...

Samson’s DEFINITELY going to need some ointment from that savage burn Kurt gave him. No lies were spoken honestly.
It also weird he quickly made an incorrect correlation to whole D’Yspare outbreak as a “weird sex thing.” I’m not sure if that’s just him or if that’s a standard go-to explanation shrinks have been using since Sigmund Freud.
Either way, I’m glad he finally got his own D’yspare.

H said...

Ok, now I’m really confused- he can wait to show up too? Maybe Doc’s right (first time for everything I suppose) and this is just some mass hallucination. I can’t figure out what (if any) rules there are. I’d even be willing to accept ‘it was all a dream’.

Anonymous said...

A seemingly all-powerful, omnipresent, evil creature who blatantly ignores the rules and does his own thing because it amuses him? Sounds familiar.