Wednesday, February 25, 2026

"Breather."

It occurs to me that neither Matt nor Peter would get surprised like that, but Elektra and Kurt totally could!

This one is mostly just me playing with some new set-pieces: the mailbox, and in the background, a pay phone! Both were pretty cheap from Temu, and for a change, scaled about right! (I also sprung for a mini arcade machine, that came not 1/12 but closer to 3 3/4 inch scale: it would probably go well with classic G.I. Joes or Star Wars figures.) They were both pretty solid, and balanced well even with Kurt climbing all over it. 

Elektra is referring to one I think we've mentioned but--hey, we did scan it! From Mark Millar/Terry and Rachel Dodson's Marvel Knights: Spider-Man #1, where during a brutal fight with the Green Goblin, Spidey takes an onlooker's advice, and clobbers him with a mailbox. The onlooker is then appalled: "I didn't think you were gonna, like, brain-damage him." It's a solid hit that looked like it meant business: you see like the Hulk or the Thing rip up lampposts and swat somebody with 'em, but those seem like they would launch them, like a baseball hit by a bat. This mailbox, though, seems like a hammer in comparison. I forget if Elektra's ever actually met Norman: if you knew him, you no doubt would probably want to see him hurt real bad; but I think she also just appreciates solid work. Sadly, in comparison to Legends, the mailbox here weighs a ton; I don't think I could even pose Dragon Man swinging it...or could I? Hmm.

5 comments:

Mr. Morbid said...

Solid point, even crazy psychopaths need money to pay for outrageously priced food that has criminally become the norm now.

I think you also make a really good point about how different being hit by a mailbox by someone like Spider-Man is to Ben Grimm swinging a streetlight; depending on who he’s hitting, he may use more restraint in swinging said streetlight because of the overall length and size and weight, compared to Peter swinging a mailbox at the Green Gobin because a mailbox is less heavier and solid. Although at the velocity Peter was swinging it, Harry probably wished he’d been shot point blank by a shotgun instead.

H said...

Wait, I’m confused- didn’t Elektra give Kurt that Spidey-Suit to change into? She would know what it does then.

I feel like Superior Spider-Man had at least one decapitation on his record. Also, I feel Goblin suits (if not most super-suits) have a decent amount of padding in them so it probably hurt but not much more than getting punched.

Death-Throws, are they Ringmaster henchmen or something? Sounds like it. And isn’t Dragon Man good right now (I think he was the last time I checked but it’s been years admittedly).

Mr. Morbid said...

@H:
All solid questions.
I can at least help you out with the Death-Throws though:

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Death-Throws_(Earth-616)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Marvel_Comics_teams_and_organizations#Death-Throws

googum said...

Kurt had the Spidey-suit already--we're playing really loose with UNCANNY SPIDER-MAN continuity; I don't know if he still has the suit in the regular books. But, I wanna say CAP #317, with Hawkeye and Cap swapping weapons on the cover, has the Death-Throws!

H said...

Ok, so Ringleader instead of Ringmaster- close enough, I guess. I wasn’t that far off. Still a team of circus rejects.

I went back in the homemade posts, and I think I see what happened. Elektra told Kurt to suit up, so I assumed that meant she brought the suit since he was already in his regular costume. Kurt doesn’t have that many alternate costumes and usually just adds a bandana or something for special occasions.