Where the hell was this cover BEFORE Halloween?

OK, I picked this up on sale the day after, but I still feel like my point stands. From 2017, Spider-Woman #13, "Good Old Fashioned Hob Kabobs" Written by Dennis Hopeless (Hallem), art by Veronica Fish.

We saw another issue from this series (with another sharp cover) some time back, but Jessica has to acknowledge she was in a good place then: she had her "manny" Roger--new Porcupine--Gocking and longtime Daredevil supporting character Ben Urich to help with her kid, which frees her up to do stuff like fight the Blizzard! Who she takes care of pretty quickly, but was cold, so she heads home for a dry costume and a hot shower, only to find Ben there, as Roger had "...some sort of appointment." It feels like Ben didn't want to lie, but also couldn't really explain why Roger was out, because he had a meeting, at what appears to be a Bar With No Name! (Which is somehow a franchise in the 616, despite a ton of murders at the first one we saw, back around Cap #319!)

Later, Jessica makes a visit, to Moon's Hollow, NY: she explains, it was originally an extortion racket by a bunch of villains' "fed up wives and girlfriends," but they turned it into a festival town and went legit. While most are thrilled to see her, she does get a chilly reception from Olivia, Roger's ex. Back in NYC, Ben has a rooftop chat with Roger: Roger seems to legitimately feel he could be useful as the Porcupine (Sandman had gotten jobbed by him in the previous issue!) while Ben knows Roger is just smitten with Jessica, and advises him to not act on it, as she needed their support right then. Roger seems to accept that, feeling out of Jessica's league, but then has to hide Ben, as someone was coming...and he didn't think Jessica could lose both of them. A batch of villains come in, on Hobgoblin-style gliders--even someone in an older Beetle suit; those should fly? The bad guys stomp on Roger, for turning on them, forgetting where he was from. I'm not positive who all these guys were, or at least what suits these guys were wearing: there was a Unicorn and a Ringer, although they may or may not have been the originals. I don't think that was the old Beetle, he was still M.A.C.H.1, right? One might be a seriously 'roided up Mad Dog; but their boss was the Hobgoblin! Who was upset over Roger breaching a contract with him, so Roger is left, tied up, with a pumpkin bomb on his lap, and Ben doesn't get to him in time! Shaken, Ben tries to find the words to tell Jessica...to be continued! 

Ben's usually a better reporter than this, 'cause check some facts: Roger was a big guy in a big spiky suit; no way one of those little pumpkin bombs could've atomized him. There would've been chunks everywhere...hmm, unless Hobby got that good pumpkin bomb from the first Spider-Man movie. Anyway, pretty sure Roger wasn't killed, but I'm also not sure he's been seen recently. (If Ben hasn't been back in Daredevil of late, I would be beyond surprised.) I had to look, since I thought Hopeless and/or Fish might have done that Axis: Hobgoblin series: they did not, but seem to be staying with that model for Hobby. Namely, really, really smarmy and smirky.

Read more!

There's a ghost right on the box, what did you think would happen eating it?

From 1982, DC Special Blue Ribbon Digest #17, featuring "...the best of Ghosts and other tales of terror!" But, it doesn't actually reprint any stories from DC's Ghosts title! These stories were mostly from House of Secrets or House of Mystery, but with the host from Ghosts, the Gentleman Ghost-lookalike "Squire Shade" drawn in to present them instead of Cain or Abel. Still, it's a killer lineup this 100-pages, with art by Neal Adams, Berni Wrightson, Mike Kaluta, Wally Wood, and more!

I didn't have this before, but recently got it while buying DVD's! Anyway, no scans from this little one, I'm afraid, but if you hit your local shop, you might be able to get the facsimile reprint of the Limited Collector's Edition #C-23, better known as the House of Mystery treasury. It'll be easier to read and includes Neal Adams's "The Widows Walk" and "Nightmare" from this one. 

Right about when this posts I'll probably be starting a busy Halloween of horror movies and Boo Berry! Ooh, I've been eating lower carb and am just dying for a big blue bowl of sweetness; in typical horror comic twist-ending fate it'll probably blow the top of my head off! If I survive the experience, there's a toy show Sunday; and we'll see you next week!

Read more!

Admittedly, House of Mystery deserves a Congressional medal of honor probably more than any recent recipients.

Wait, I might be thinking of the Presidential Medal of whatever; but we're not waiting to save this for November 13th, either!

Ugh, this isn't even an 80-page Thursdays one. Some years I'm maybe on the ball enough for a whole month of horror comics or something, like all those Twilight Zones last year; and this year, um...I actually wrote Friday's post before this one, but there's some overlap between the two: from 1998, Welcome Back to the House of Mystery #1, featuring stories by Steve Skeates, Mike Friedrich, George Kashdan, Bob Kanigher, and more; and art by Jim Aparo, Gil Kane, Wally Wood, Neal Adams, and more. Cover by Bernie Wrightson.

This was a 100-pager, under the Vertigo label, reprinting classics from House of Mystery, as well as two Bernie Wrightson numbers from Plop! ("The Gourmet" and "Molded in Evil," Wrightson also has "The Secret of the Egyptian Cat" from HoM here.) Because they may have thought the reprints weren't enough of a draw, there's also a new framing sequence with art by Sergio Aragonés; although I wish it was with his usual collaborator Mark Evanier. Sergio also does a little piece for "Cain's True Things You Didn't Know About the House of Mystery!!!!" Four exclamation points, so you know it's good!

I'm going to mention it again tomorrow, since I've already written that post; but a few from here were just reprinted in the giant facsimile edition of Limited Collector's Edition #C-23, the big House of Mystery treasury! That one also has "Nightmare," "Secret of the Egyptian Cat," and "His Name is Cain Kane." So, you could probably grab those now if you hurry!

Read more!

"Break."

Back in the Walt Simonson Fantastic Four issues with the Time Variance Authority, there's a reference to a void where leftover stuff from deleted universes gets tossed, and there's what appears to be a Supergirl in there: a bit of a jab at DC and their assorted Crisis events. (Not to be confused with the comic of the same name, which is really well done and also often a downer.) Thrown into the void-hole would probably be a good place for Monarch, except McFarlane just gave him a figure! I don't love their 7-inch scale, but fudge it for bigger characters like him. 

There was a local Target, that for a long stretch, had a ton of Waverider figures. If they had been 6-inch, like the old DC Universe Classics or Marvel Legends, I probably would've bit; but instead I held out for them to go down in price and they seemingly just disappeared: maybe the timeline changed and bip! Gone. Anyway, you guys probably know Monarch's history, and I did have an Armageddon 2001 tag...that I had to update a bit, but there's an old post where I wanted a DCUC version! Well, take what you can get, and I did say there I didn't want an unmasked one, since Monarch loses any gravitas he had without it. Also, I think McFarlane has an Extant figure coming (from Zero Hour) and that's just Hawk/Monarch in a third identity, isn't it? I keep hoping for classic Manhunter, but I doubt it'll happen.  

"Unctuous Robot" is a They Might Be Giants song, but I kinda figure Death's Head might not be the most popular employee (or freelancer) at the TVA. And Black Cat charming her way past Monarch: everyone seems to think security breaches are all guys typing frantically at keyboards, when it's probably more often a pretty smile getting waved through a checkpoint! Also, Kurt does rattle off a lot of actual X-Men continuity: they did fight a lot of robots.

Read more!

"You don't have to shout, I'm right here. By those hoary hosts you're always on about..."

This is the second-to-last issue of the second series, but the hook feels like it could've been from midway through the first! From 1998, What If? #113, written by Chris Duffy, pencils by Gregg Schigiel, inks by Ron Boyd.

In this reality, Tony Stark never had his heart injury, but Stephen Strange still got his hands wrecked; this time driving a blitzed Tony after a party. Guilt-ridden, Tony attempted cure after cure for Stephen's hands, which thankfully didn't involve amputating them and replacing them with cybernetics--I swear I saw Doom do that in one of these! Eventually the pair make it to Tibet, where Tony is the one who interferes with Baron Mordo, and then becomes the Ancient One's apprentice. Eventually Tony became Sorcerer Supreme, although he put his own high-tech spin on it; with Strange as his Wong. His increasingly resentful Wong...When Tony has to face the dread Dormammu on his home turf, will Stephen betray him?

A solid issue, leaning more into Strange's continuity than Iron Man's; but Dormammu is probably a much better villain choice than anything you could pull from Tony's early days. Since this is from well before the movies, Tony isn't maybe as snarky as you'd expect--an animated version of this with Downey Jr. and Cumberbatch would've been filled with asides and ad-libs!--but maybe he's taking the Sorcerer Supreme bit seriously. On the other hand, that mask looks cribbed from Dr. Fate, and on the next page as Tony lays into Dormammu, he hypes his armor like he's making a sale! If this had continued or been revisited, I'm sure Dormammu would've taken steps for his own armor--I'm thinking Titanium Man, he'd be a big 'un. Read more!

Hey, I have that Lockjaw! Is that machine washable?

Despite having cleared my schedule a bit, and having stacks of them all over the damn place; I haven't been reading enough comics, which I'm going to blame on trying to watch as many scary movies as I can before the end of the month. So (the original) Halloween II is on in the background while I grab some from the pile, starting with this one 'cause it's got Jeff! From 2023, Extreme Venomverse #5, featuring "The Rhythm of the Night" Written by Kelly Thompson, art by Gurihiru; "Field of Screams" Written by Jordan Blum, pencils by Brian Crosby, inks by Scott Hanna; "Spider's Eclipse" Written by Jason Loo, art by Gavin Guidry and KJ Diaz; and "Full Symbiote Panic" Written by Cody Ziglar, art by Jim Towe and Dee Cunniffe.

I got most of this series from the dollar bin--and now I'm seeing issue #3 has Ty Templeton strips, so that'll be next--but this series was not unlike the assorted Spider-Verse stuff, just with Venoms. While Jeff's story is just him randomly getting a symbiote for an afternoon, most of the others were established in their realities, and there might have been an Agent Venom recruiting them, or a Carnage killing them. Maybe both! A baseball-themed Venom--an Eddie Brock whose origin might be the Natural--gets recruited; while in a sequel to another story, the Kingpin takes Venom so he can finally kill the Fantastic Four's Spider-Man but is instead killed by Carnage.

The last story is a Neon Genesis Evangelion-riff, with an old and maimed Flash Thompson still piloting Unit-1 against giant, Venom-infused kaiju. But, he might have more back-up now. I had to look midway through if Adam Warren did that one--he had done that in Marvel Mangaverse: Fantastic Four, but we can have another. The issue ends with an ad/tease for Death of the Venomverse #1, which features a Venom-killer that looks like McFarlane should've made it an action figure instantly, but it would be a pain in the ass to draw repeatedly.  

I'm a casual Venom fan--I say that, despite having a bin of him, and several of his old mini-series--but I bought a Venom sweatshirt the other day. It's so warm and snuggly! Probably more than a real Venom would be, I'm thinking.

Read more!

Not quite as much fun as the last time Simonson and Miller were in a comic together, but OK.

The last time would've been Robocop vs. the Terminator, one of my favorite mini-series ever! But, they aren't working together on this one: from 1996, Dark Horse Presents #114, featuring "Fever Dream" by Walt Simonson and "Lance Blastoff" by Frank Miller.

"Lance Blastoff" is Frank's spoof of sci-fi, jetpack-wearing heroes; and is mean-spirited as hell, which is also presented as American as hell...which, OK, fair. Women love him! Men love h--I mean, want to be him! Lance would only appear a couple more times, because the joke is mighty thin.

"Fever Dream" is a short prequel to Walt's Star Slammers revival; as aging Slammer Rojas is cut off and pinned down by the alien Pliests. He can't form the telepathic "Silvermind" link with the other Slammers, to warn them about mined caverns; but does make contact with what could be the Silvermind of the dead. With his ancestor Jalaia advising him, or a severe concussion, Rojas fights his way out; but Jalaia also tells him his wife Rilla was still out there, neither alive...nor dead. Rojas warns the others and is airlifted out, with the nurse telling him of another upcoming mission, that could be a milk run--it won't be! Darn, when we discussed the old Marvel Graphic Novels a bit back, I'm not sure I remembered having the Star Slammers one, and I'm a big Simonson fan! (Or, maybe I still haven't gotten around to that hard count!)

Also this issue: a chapter of "Lowlife" by Ed Brubaker, "Under a Big Black Sun." I don't think he does art very often anymore, but I guess if I had Sean Phillips to do it I wouldn't either? Still, this reads like a whole thing rather than just a chapter; although it's downbeat as all get out: the sun had changed, now appearing black; but otherwise no different, and life went on. But, as a young grad student's relationship and friendships collapse, and he realizes his life was not satisfying at all, he wonders if that was the start of it, or just a coincidence. And, another chapter of "Trypto the Acid Dog" by Bill Mumy, Miguel Ferrer, and Steve Leialoha: Trypto was a somewhat Spuds McKenzie-looking pit bull (I think?) given godlike powers from a dip in toxic waste, trying to get home to his boy and punishing assorted wrongdoers like he was the Spectre. This installment, Trypto breaks up a dog-fighting ring, turning the spectators into dogmen to fight themselves and healing and freeing the innocent doggos to return to homes they were stolen from. But he finds his family had moved, and they might be headed for trouble in L.A. It's actually immensely satisfying, like a good revenge movie.

Oddly, I didn't read this run of DHP regularly, but around this time I picked up several! Evan Dorkin had his Hectic Planet "Bummer Trilogy" starting in #118. Read more!