"Rosebud" has always seemed hideously unsafe; I love it so much.

Every so often on BlueSky, someone will start another round of "what's your hot take" on comics in general, or even the Fantastic Four in particular. And my take may or may not be 'hot,' but it's objectively correct: Karl Kesel and Adam Warren should both have gotten to write the main book for much longer than they did. Of course, I'm assuming they were never offered the full-time gig, or that they would take it: Warren in particular might not be suited for a monthly grind. He should be able to come out of leftfield with stuff like this more often, though: from 2024, Venom War: Fantastic Four #1, "He Who Schemes & the Five-Minute Eternity" Written by Adam Warren, art by Joey Vazquez. Cover by David Baldeón; although now I'm mad I don't have the Walt Simonson variant!

The story opens with a skirmish between symbiote 'Rascal' (the Red Goblin suit, on little Normie Osborn!) against 'proto-symbiote' Flexo; but this is really fifth--or fiftieth--dimensional chess, between Kang the Conqueror and Doctor Doom! Kang narrates, setting the scene with Doom's "algorithmic means of mass scheme generation," namely a Doombot think-tank with weekly pitch sessions; which is of course laughably inferior to Kang's own "chronolooped mind-state" that he called "He Who Schemes." In fact, this time around, rather than leave things in the ape-like hands of one of those regular Kangs in real-time, HWS is running his own show, with "weaponized time-loops," and a secret weapon: the Fantastic Four! They had been kept trapped in a time-loop, that kept repeating and erasing their memories; enabling HWS to trick them into various missions. As Doom travels back in time to use Ovoid mind-control on Flexo, HWS keeps setting the FF on him, keeping him from doing a proper job of it, giving Rascal the upper hand...

The Rascal/Flexo fight isn't even a big deal, in the grand scheme of things, but HWS knows losing it will just gall Doom, which kinda makes it worth doing! But Reed has perhaps realized, that he and his team had been stuck in a loop; and they might get more information--from Castle Doom! Reed pulls another trick that probably wouldn't always work: stretching his vocal cords, to match Doom's, to override his Doombots. (The trick is just to commit to the bit, really sell Doom's ego!) And then the big one: taking the fight to HWS, who Reed describes to the Four as "a lesser Kang variant" delighting in his own cleverness but not as hands-on as most Kangs. After a brief fight--where HWS uses 'Kang' as a modifier seemingly a dozen times--HWS and the Doombots are trapped in their own 5-second loop, while the Rascal/Flexo fight ends with them both themselves again. This version of the Fantastic Four then doesn't really know where they're going to end up, but as always are willing to chance it.

This has not-a-lot to do with whatever the main plot--probably not even much with the side plots--for Venom War, and you know I'm always on board with the crossover events that are more like somebody got really lost either on their way there or their way back. Absolutely recommended!