Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Weird plasticine smell from this comic!

Every so often I find a book in the cheap bins, that I'm positive has to be a mistake. I'll usually ask to make sure, if I'm at a proper comic shop; but at EntertainMart? Nope! Yoink! Grabbed this one and hauled right off with it. From 1988, Gumby's Winter Fun Special #1, written by Steve Purcell, art by Arthur Adams.
Somehow, I was never exposed to Gumby as a kid? This comic would've been towards the tailend of Gumby's 80's revival, post-Eddie Murphy and Saturday Night Live. The only short I know I've watched was a 50's one, "Robot Rumpus," because it was on Mystery Science Theater 3000! ("Just work the lumps, Mike!")
Art Adams is doubtless the big draw for this one...man, he was huge then, this feels like a very weird book for him to do; but he won an Eisner for Best Single Issue for Gumby's Summer Fun Special the year before with Bob Burden. The Gumby books are mentioned in Adams's Wikipedia page under "Diversification and experimentation!" But, I'm glad to have Winter Fun, because of Steve Purcell, of Sam & Max fame. (You can see a toy lagomorph--er, rabbit-shaped thing, and a dog with a very distinctive hat in one panel!)
This issue, after an explosion at the toy mine, Gumby and Pokey try to help the trapped miners, which leads to meeting the mole people, and being sent on a mission to Heck to rescue Roy Crabbe, aka Santa Claus! Giant kaiju monsters and mail-away prizes are both involved. And, for good measure, I scanned the back cover so you can make the little diorama! That oughta keep you busy for a bit; don't use the good scissors. Read more!

Monday, September 14, 2026

We're shooting at this guy's face, in space...I think it's symbolic, but I'm not sure.

Because I'm old, I remember the days when TV was pre-cable, limited to what you could get by antenna--which, in my town, wasn't a lot! I might've been able to get more Canadian TV than American...no, but it was close. And of course, this was pre-VCR, so if you missed something, that was probably it. But, sometimes I would visit my grandparents, and have access to, if not better, at least different TV. I have a very strong memory of the tailend of some episode of what we called "Japanimation" back then, with a crew struggling to keep their ship from falling into the sun: I to date still have no idea what that show actually was! I'm thinking Star Blazers but I'm not positive; I've still never been able to sit down and watch that. (I probably could on YouTube or something, but, yuck.) That half-remembered show, and the Ken Steacy cover, got me to pick this one out of the cheap bin: from 1989, Star Blazers #4, "A Blast from the Past" Plot by Phil Foglio, Doug Rice, and Markalan Joplin; script by Phil Foglio, art by Harrison Fong and Bill Anderson. (Also, the letters page was put together by future Vertigo editor Shelly Bond!)
I feel like Star Blazers was on syndication in America around '83-84? Roughly the same time as Voltron, at least near me--and not that near! The Wikipedia entry does mention this comic series...namely, as weaker than the first series. Well, I can kind of see that, Doug Rice did the art for the first one, and he would later do fun giant robot comic Dynamo Joe for First Comics, as well as my favorite Manhunter! (The Mark Shaw version with the cool blue mask!) Anyway, this series involves the Star Force against a exiled Earth general, who had found some alien allies, tech, and a mercenary fleet. Said general was trying to get revenge on another, for taking the fall for war crimes; which I don't think necessarily had anything to do with the rest of the series. Also, at this point everybody seems to have the "wave-motion gun," so maybe two different fleets get straight-up smoked in the space of a few panels, seemingly leaving it the big alien ship against the Argo.
Somehow, I have a model/figure of IQ-9, the little robot from this show: I want to say he was usually the comic relief/R2-D2 type. This was a Comico book, which we've seen barely a fistful of here over the years: for starters, we've seen surprisingly little of Sam & Max Freelance Police Special, one of my absolute favorite comics ever. Steve Rude's Space Ghost was a memorable one. We've also seen Gene Colan's Bloodscent and a random issue of Robotech, the latter in a post where I complain about Star Blazers being on at maybe four in the morning, weekends, two towns over. Although, shoot, I think I have another Comico book right handy! Wouldn't have bet on that one. Read more!

Friday, September 11, 2026

A lucky find; I wish there were more of these as well!

We'll wrap up the week with another one that'd be tough to scan: from 1981, Shocking Tales Digest #1, cover by Ernie Colón, although some images might have been taken from Bob Powell and Jack Kirby.
This was a Harvey comics reprint digest, a one-off, made up of stories from the 1950's, from titles like Black Cat Comics, for Bob Powell's "Colorama!" Alarming Tales is also strongly represented, with nine Jack Kirby shorts, making up almost half the book! "The Cadmus Seed!" and "The Last Enemy! both seem like precursor, test versions of his later DC work: "Enemy" is very Kamandi. Despite the little "TERROR" skull in the corners, most of these aren't super scary; but still not bad. 

I hadn't seen this one before, but if you're ever somewhere with a bunch of Archie digests, give 'em the once-over: every so often you'll find an oddball like this! I think from the same shelf at EntertainMart I got a Disney digest a bit ago; I'm hoping I luck into say, DC's Plop! digests at some point.
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Thursday, September 10, 2026

This is like the second time, just recently, that I grabbed a book from the quarter bin to blog, even though I thought I had a copy somewhere, only to be unfamiliar with it when I read it. Not an unpleasant surprise! From 2013, Marvel Universe Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes #11, featuring "With Friends Like These..." Written by Frank Tieri, pencils by Tim Levins, inks by Tom Palmer; and "The Last American Dream" Written by Joe Keatinge, pencils by Khoi Pham, inks by Chris Sotomayor.
Sadly, the Earth's Mightiest Heroes show didn't have time to bring in the Lion of Olympus, Hercules; so the comic will have to do! Herc shows up at Avengers' Mansion, for his traditional punch-up with Thor: Thor suggests, maybe in this time they have to set better examples, but Herc thinks maybe his old sparring partner was getting soft. The ensuing scuffle is broken up, when Hawkeye calls in the Hulk to shut it down. Wasp then has to play mom, and make the boys clean up their mess.
The second story, "The Last American Dream," features Captain America in a traditional trapped-in-a-dream plot, but with an unexpected guest-star: Sleepwalker! Yeah, a future with a happy Steve Rogers, and American Dream and a Capwolf? Of course that's too good to be true. Sleepy helps Cap break out from under Nightmare's grip, although when it's over it's not clear if Cap knows Sleepwalker had been real. Still, Sleepy seems glad to have helped out. Read more!

Wednesday, September 09, 2026

"Wings."

I think Elektra could take Gamora, but that might just be me. This is the What If? Gamora; I'm guessing I got a couple figures into the wave and wanted to build the Hydra Stomper.  Read more!

Tuesday, September 08, 2026

60 years, but I wish this one got a few more.

Today's the 60th anniversary of the premiere of Star Trek--unless you're Canadian, in which case you got it two days early! But it also feels like a weird time for the franchise: barring any secret projects, for the first time in almost a decade, there is no new Trek series in production. The current shows were either ending or not renewed, and the only thing left was the preschool-aimed Star Trek Scouts on YouTube. (I'm personally behind on both Strange New Worlds and Starfleet Academy, since Paramount/CBS sucks, and I don't want to give them money right now. Also, even the best of times that channel had Star Trek and maybe the occasional Spongebob rerun for me, and little else.) IDW is your best bet for Trek material right now, since they have two new series out shortly; one of which features Captain Seven of Nine and the Enterprise-G, which was set up after Star Trek: Picard and should've got a new show immediately. But with those series beginning, another is ending, and while I'm not sure if its run has been truncated, or if it was only intended as a short run, I wish it had gone further: from 2025, Star Trek: The Last Starship, written by Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly, art by Adrián Bonilla and Hernán González. Covers by Francesco Francavilla.
This series was set during a time mentioned but not seen on-screen, called the Burn. In 3069, most of the dilithium in the universe went inert, causing massive, simultaneous explosions of reactors both in starships and on planets. (I know I've seen the Star Trek: Discovery episodes involving, and later revealing, the cause of the Burn: I don't want to seem like I'm agreeing with a common criticism of that series, but the cause and the solution are both pretty much 'feelings.') Millions were killed during the disaster--a trillion dead is sited at one point, three trillion the next issue--and Starfleet was absolutely decimated, as every active ship in the fleet was destroyed, most with all hands. Captain Delacourt Sato of the Sagan was on the verge of finally bringing the Gorn into the Federation when both their ships were destroyed: only Sato and three other crewmen were saved, by the ship's Tholian engineer, who had felt the disaster coming but too late. The Federation is on its back foot all the way, as without dilithium, warp travel was lost; sociologists predicted the dissolution of the Federation within a year. Sato refuses that answer, arguing Starfleet needed to get a flagship out there, to show everyone the Federation still stood. How, though? Maybe with transwarp, a banned technology, that of the Borg: Sato enters into a partnership with Agnes Jurati from Picard, the last queen of the Borg. With her technology, Starfleet is able to field one ship, the U.S.S. Omega. Agnes says she's trying to repay a debt, but one of her conditions was access to a decommissioned and quarantined science project on Daystrom Station...
Agnes had been human once, but had crunched all the numbers, and the situation was not mathing out for the Federation, or anyone: every possible outcome was an unmitigated and extended disaster, so she went for a hail Mary. Project Phoenix had attempted to resurrect one of Starfleet's greatest captains but had stalled, but with Borg technology, Agnes was able to reach into the past (figuratively) and bring back James T. Kirk. Agnes felt the situation "couldn't be left to some Starfleet stuffed shirt who thinks he's living at the end of history," which may or may not be directed at Sato. Sato initially balks at involving 'Kirk,' since he had studied his career and felt he was a man of war. But, like it or not, war was coming: the Klingons had also suffered the burn, and feeling betrayed by the Federation and perhaps the concept of "peace" itself, the Blackest Fleet, of older Klingon ships, attacks earth, dropping their warp cores on several cities. Sato is forced to challenge and kill the Black Mind captain, then orders them back to Klingon space...where, in a fit of nihilism, the Klingon empire mostly kills itself. (Millions of Klingons had died in the Burn, without battle or honor, meaningless deaths; that largely broke them as a society.)
After that hit, Earth secedes from the Federation, and I found issue #4 insanely depressing: Sato's first officer, Wowie Carter, visits his family at different times, and watches the entire planet fall into a xenophobic siege mentality. Here feels like a cheat: Agnes explains, the Borg's transwarp broke lightspeed by "brute force," so their next mission to gather delegates for a new Babel conference would take four months on the Omega...and twenty-three years in real time. That handicap takes the mission from a risky gamble to doomed-from-the-start: it would be like taking them off the board for years; and I don't see how any peace conference would work for the delegates, since they would have to adjust to how their planets had been changed during the time they were travelling. (This was somewhat the opposite, perhaps an overcorrection, of why the Burn happened narratively: although Discovery was initially set before the original series, the ship would end up in the year 3189. Discovery's gimmick was the ship's teleportation "spore drive," and other ships had to be taken off the table to keep it special and plot-central.) The new Babel conference fails miserably: with too many worlds demanding the return of dilithium use, either for comfort or security or survival, it's the perfect opportunity for the Emerald Chain to move in. Moreso than they were on Discovery, the Ferengi are a large part of the Chain's forging here--I can see why they weren't on the show, as this massively undercuts Rom's efforts to change Ferengi society in Deep Space 9. But here they're needed to fully sell the Chain's argument: the 'soft' values of the Federation had failed everyone, and the universe would only be saved by capitalism. Sato's Ferengi doctor, the drug-enthusiast Zed, calls it out immediately as a protection racket; but the Chain had dilithium and was using it, the risk of another Burn or not.
Kirk nearly sacrifices himself, to stop the Chain, but is saved by Sato; who is able to convince an old friend to trust him momentarily, but not enough to return to the Federation. Feeling like there was little left to him but rage, Kirk offers to leave, but Sato stops him, since they might be all the Federation had left. By issue #7, only a year had passed for the crew of the Omega but it was fifty-seven years since the Burn: long enough to "watch the galaxy dissolve in fast-forward." Starfleet was all but gone, and while some worlds (like Bajor!) stayed Federation, many were lost; and the Emerald Chain exploited and enslaved more and more. But, a transmission from Deep Space Hope, might have found something, as they send a broadcast saying only "come and see the miracle." Unsurprisingly, it isn't: the Vulcans and Romulans there had lost it, and were feeding themselves into a black hole, as a noble and peaceful suicide. Worse, that situation causes Agnes to doubt her longshot with Kirk, and decide to go with the numbers: another "brute-force" situation, the reset of assimilation.
Confronting Agnes on her seeming betrayal, Kirk is let in on her new plan--assimilate everything, with Kirk as a Borg King--but he rejects it, saying he was a captain. But, they had to change the variables: Sato was locked in on playing defense, when Kirk felt the time had come to "fight for what's left." Diplomacy had been tried, but wasn't cutting it, and Kirk thought Sato was fading. Kirk commandeers the Omega, although I'm not sure how much of the crew sides with him: by #10, another twenty-five years later, a now more Borgish Kirk seems to have Agnes and a Klingon officer, Valqis, but that might be it. And Sato, in the new U.S.S. Challenger, was hunting him: partly stung by the perceived betrayal, but also to appease the Emerald Chain, who routinely murdered thousands to punish the Federation for Kirk's actions. Zed stops Sato before he finishes Kirk--correctly calling Sato's actions out as appeasal, and futile--arguing that they may never be a crew again...maybe they could be a fleet. If they can work together, before the Chain's final retaliation... 

There are only two issues of this left, and I'm almost positive it'll end with nu-Kirk dead; but I hope they prove me wrong. (He'll also probably have to lay down the phaser and go back to diplomacy, for reasons.) I also have a suspicion that this series, being a little grimdark for Trek, was being phased out early to make room for the more optimistic times of the early 25th century. And I'm disappointed, because I feel like there was still a lot to explore here: we see the broad strokes of the appeal of the return of capitalism, but not specifics; nor do we see the Emerald Chain speedrun to new heights of capitalism's worst applications. There's also not enough room for hope, for people to relearn how to not just circle the wagons in times of trouble, but also reach out, to help others and be helped in turn. And I wanted to see more of the optimism of the last chance: where everything is against you to the point that death seems like the only option, unless...
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Monday, September 07, 2026

Is it spooky-season yet? Well, I did have some picked-at-the-peak-of-freshness Boo Berry last week, so sure, why not? From 1978, Ripley's Believe It or Not #83. Cover by George Wilson, although it and the lead story are re-used from 1967's Ripley's #6.
In fact, this whole issue would be reprints, all from over ten years prior: pretty sure Gold Key assumed the readership would've turned over by that point, so why not? I had to look up if Ripley's was still a franchise: per Wikipedia, "To be included in Ripley's Believe It or Not books, museums or television shows, items must undergo scrutiny from the staff and be 100% authenticated" and they used to have research staff that worked like dogs to find interesting items. Aside from the 80's TV show, I would occasionally see the panel in newspapers when visiting relatives; but I assumed both were maybe 60-40 crap fiction to true facts. (Jack Palance's sinister hiss was like a challenge to "...believe it or not!") So, this series was ghost stories, presented as fact, because ostensibly somebody at the time believed it...or were they completely, made whole-cloth fiction? Let's see what the internet finds...honestly, lately the internet feels less trustworthy than a comic book old enough to get AARP mailings, but here goes.
"Testimony of the Ghost" features Joe Certa art, he also drew "The Dark Rider" and "Hounds of Death" here. And, a quick search did find the below video, regarding the murder of Mary Walker, and the testimony of her ghost against her murderer, her uncle. Hey, that's a good start!  
The titular "Ship of Doom" was the Great Eastern, which was real; but did it really have a jinx? Namely, a riveter and his mate (partner, in this case!) trapped inside the double-hull? Wikipedia does mention it, after more serious discussion about the engineering innovation and legacy of the ship, under "Trapped worker legend" and while experts downplay the possibility, either of it actually happening or later being covered up, the notion did enter the public consciousness. Sting sang a ballad about it! (Art by Tom Gill and John Verpoorten.)  
"The Dark Rider" is the tale of one of Napoleon's finest officers, Steingel, who predicted his own death before a battle: he claimed to have seen a "giant cuirassier," that was revealed to him as Death himself. Steingel went bravely to his fate, and was allegedly killed by a mounted cuirassier of unusual size, that was also allegedly not seen again. The story also, allegedly, haunted Napoleon for years.
"The Thing With Claws" is based on 50 Berkeley Square in London, which may to date still be considered the most haunted house in that city. Again, all the stories about it may be lies, but there were stories. This one reminds me of the Hammer classic, Quatermass and the Pit, or Five Million Years to Earth.
I did not find anything for "Hounds of Death," at least in a brief search: a farmer, fed up with the neighbor's hounds tearing through his fields, poisons them, then is later chased to his death by their ghosts. (At least, that's what rescuers said his wife said, so...) "The Haunted Villa" is based on a fairly well-known story, from Roman Pliny the Younger. A man stays in said villa, that had already supposedly driven several previous renters to madness and death; and he follows the ghost to his grave, where he had been buried in chains. The body is unchained and buried properly, seemingly freeing the ghost. ("The Haunted Villa" art by André LeBlanc.)
Finally, "The Lady in White" would have been another 'known' ghost, of the Hohenzollern castle, that allegedly appeared before the death of King Frederick William. The king did appear to be handier than most monarchs, as he built coffins for himself and his queen; which I'm pretty sure was a King of the Hill episode. (Art by Al McWilliams.) 

I'm mildly surprised most of these panned out as, if not 'true,' then at least based on supposedly real events. Or known lies, maybe. Perhaps it was DC's Ghosts title that was not as, shall we say, diligently sourced? It's up to you if the research method delivers better results than the tried-and-true 'make crap up' approach.
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