Showing posts with label Nightcrawler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nightcrawler. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 28, 2026

"Better."

The sword wouldn't usually make the swordsman, unless maybe you've got Excalibur. Now I'm mildly curious where Kurt gets his swords in regular continuity. He probably has a guy that spends months and hand-crafts them to an exacting standard; then Kurt shows up again twenty minutes later for another one 'cause he broke it on a Sentinel head or something. 

"Khlav Kalash" is of course from "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson," a classic. And the Khlav Kalash guy has appeared a few times and seems to be doing well for himself. I'm not usually adventurous enough, or maybe I don't get out enough, to sample fare like that; although I suspect Magik maybe isn't a picky eater. 
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Wednesday, October 14, 2026

"Nitpick."

I don't think Kurt's ever actually seen Excalibur, the sword, properly; nor does he have any abiding faith in British monarchy: the sword is a powerful symbol of might for right, and it offends him to think of Mephisto all manhandling it. But has he bit off more than he can chew? Read more!

Wednesday, October 07, 2026

"Daughter."

"Do you like my sword?" "I do not." I'm positive I stole that cadence from Dr. Seuss's P.D. Eastman's Go, Dog. Go! It's a fun read! 

The OAFE review of Mephisto points out two things I probably should've caught: Mephisto's sword is a version of Excalibur, and that's a reference to Earth X continuity! If I recall, alternate realities are revealed as literally the devil's work, like he was causing them, possibly in the hopes of finding the one where he wins in the end. (Or, at the very least, forestalling judgment.) I'm not sure of the status of the 616's native Excalibur--the sword, anyway. Mephisto may have more jabs about Excalibur, the team... 

The Krakoan soul dilemma, well, that's pretty much fallen by the wayside; not unlike Kurt's soulless status there for a while. (Could he get back into heaven? Unclear, but he doesn't seem to be dwelling upon the issue in-continuity.) I may have mentioned this one before, but don't have it handy: Namor #12, wherein Namorita is a little freaked out since under Atlantean theology, a clone like her wouldn't have a soul. Captain America very gently explains to her, he'd seen a lot of people lose their souls (every Nazi scumbag ever) but he'd also seen a brother gain a soul: the android Human Torch, who earned one through empathy and good works. I still consider that one a lot, and I suppose it follows that I'm willing to concede a lot of goodwill to any AI that literally kills Hitler.

Also, hey, Mephisto has a daughter! Maybe, from Doctor Strange, Sorcerer Supreme #6. Mephista was using the name "Jezebel" now, and yeah, don't blame her.
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Wednesday, September 30, 2026

"Trickling."

Why is Mephisto behind this? If you've seen his accessories, you might have a clue; although his big one is yet another throne I don't really have room for. (I bought the big Super7 Silverhawks Transformation throne a while back: while it's eating a lot of shelf space, it is neat and a steal at that price!) Hell, I still have the Marvel Select Mephisto throne! Read more!

Tuesday, September 29, 2026

"Sure, he's big and scary and legit could kill you; but he's basically your training level."

 
I don't know that there's enough institutional memory at Marvel anymore for editorial to have suggested it, and I swear there's more examples, but for a new hero you're probably going to fight the Rhino pretty early on. Probably not in your first issue, what with origins and set-up and all, probably the second issue. And he's perfect for it, like an early boss fight in a game--like Spidey's PS1 classic, for example. Rhino is tough, but not too tough; a bad guy but not like a bad guy (he loves his grandma!) and beating him is a big confidence booster.
From 1995, Green Goblin #2, cover by Scott McDaniel.
From 2005, Gravity #2, cover by Mike Norton.
From 2019, Miles Morales: Spider-Man #2, cover by Sana Takeda. Hey, that's a cheat, Miles had been around for some time then, he was hardly a rookie. But, neither was the next one:
From 2023, Uncanny Spider-Man #2, "Blue Streak" Written by Simon Spurrier, art by Lee Garbett. Cover by Tony S. Daniel.
During the "Fall of X" event, most of the Krakoan mutants were missing and feared dead. Nightcrawler was hiding out (for certain values of "hiding out") in Central Park, wearing a Spider-Man suit for disguise. Which yeah, probably shouldn't work as well as it does: this issue, a confused Mystique is going on about losing her baby, but clocks him before he can unmask. She accuses him of helping humans and interfering in mutant matters, so Kurt lets her go, in a bit of a huff. He's then briefly visited by the white Bamf, that he isn't sure is a figment of his imagination; before getting a better visitor: Dagger, of Cloak and! Said Cloak had been MIA for a couple days, but might have been in his own bad mood. (Nope!) Kurt tries to reassure her, but after she leaves, he gets attacked by the Rhino!
Anti-mutant organization Orchis currently had control of the Rhino, but their tech guy wonders why Silver Sable International would need him, if they were so slick. Sable advises the reverse was also true, and that Orchis had all but begged to test out Rhino: she saw him only as bait, though. Meanwhile, Kurt was trying to get a red-lit gadget off of Rhino, and Sable recognizes it as similiar to something that had been on Kurt during his monsterized murder-spree. (Which, best recollection; I don't think we saw much of on panel?) While Sable renegoiates her contract, Kurt is thrown off Rhino, into a trap: an electrical field to keep him from bamfing out, then shot with tranquilizer darts and a capture-thing that looks like Doc Ock tentacles. Sable has words for her racist henchman Kremer, while Kurt cuts himself free--with a magic sword? Sable is less annoyed that he's done that, then the fact that said sword hadn't been in his file.
Doped up, Kurt's no match for Sable, who snags him by the "unexpectedly soft tail." When the Rhino charges them, Kurt is forced to pull an unsafe move: teleporting him and Sable down, into a tunnel. Sable is impressed, until Kurt admits that had been a guess, a leap of faith. In the dark, Sable had his tail in one hand and a gun in the other, and couldn't turn on the light in her helmet; but Kurt recognizes her accent as Symkarian, and tells her about a sunrise he had seen there as a teen. After an explosion knocks her on top of him, Sable kisses Kurt, then apologizes, as it felt unprofessional. 

The moment is interrupted by the Rhino, who appeared to be in pain from a malfunction in whatever was controlling him. Kurt teleports the Rhino, high above the park, and tries to pull the control mechanism off for proof. The white Bamf advises no one would believe that anyway, so maybe don't kill yourself trying; and Kurt acquiesces, bamfing the Rhino over the Orchis control van, crushing it. (The tech guy gets out.) Stuck in a hole, Sable considers this job might be more difficult than she had planned...

Spurrier had been writing Kurt for a while here, through Way of X and then Legion of X, but Uncanny Spider-Man is far better: less muddled with supporting characters and Krakoa morality and crossover mandates. Of course I'll still say "read them all!" but you know me. This series somehow still had room for Kurt to be charming as all get out, while still deep in PTSD/survivor guilt and a redemption arc for his moms.  
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