Guess SOMEone won't be going to "John Carter."

I didn't run out to see John Carter yet, although I'll doubtless see it at some point. That title really needs "of Mars" after it, too. And this strip probably should've been last week, but didn't occur to me until Friday, sorry.

As best as I can gather so far from around the web, John Carter turned out to be a perfectly serviceable little action adventure movie; yet it's still getting hammered a bit: Disney seemingly mis-marketed it into the ground, the movie's budget may have run a bit high, a lot of people seem to be taking an evil glee in its apparent failure, and the hype for the Hunger Games is going to bury it.