"Expendable."

I completely believe that Morbius does some creepy, creepy vampire stuff on occasion, probably without realizing it. Nosferatu wall-walk? That would fall into that category. Probably occassionally catches himself hissing or going "Blah!" in the daylight. 

Morbius may actually be a better role model than Moon Knight, though. While to the greater public he's probably mysterious (if even widely known) but heroes and villains would talk, and he has done some sketchy stuff. (Attacking the Avengers and all that I'd be willing to write off as a simple misunderstanding that escalated; but didn't he overthrow some governments with the CIA?) Throw in some acts of the ol' ultraviolence that would make the Punisher uncomfortable, and the (ahem) rumored drug use; Moon Knight should be treated like a criminal, not unlike the Punisher; not respected or looked up to like Captain America or something, except he's cool.

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"Summon."

I don't know why Kurt is channelling Hank Hill today...actually, of course we have seen Kurt punch Mephisto in the face before, back in Nightcrawler #12.

Morbius is a smart fellow, but I'm not sure English is his first language, so "reconnoiter" could have snuck past him. Also, Doom probably knows Morby's name, but calling him by name would be too great an honor. He's actually fought Moon Knight, so he could probably give him that much. 

EDIT: Most of the joints in my old Marvel Select Mephisto are tight to the point I'm afraid they'll break, with the exception of his hips, which are as loose as Doom's mom...what, too soon? Marvel Select is at long last reissuing their Watcher figure; but I wonder if Mephisto would ever get the same consideration. I also think his throne has been bootlegged, possibly more than once; I see it more often on eBay. Read more!