It's gonna be easier to watch the MST3K marathon today, that's one thing.

Even if I'm not going anywhere, doing anything, or cooking anything another human being would consider eating--ground turkey, instant mashed potatoes and gravy, all cooked together!--the Dallas Cowboys game is always a traditional part of my Thanksgiving. Even if they're awful. So, so awful. The really sad thing is, their division is so bad, they somehow aren't even out of playoff contention yet; although them getting to the playoffs would be like landing a plane after three of the engines had fallen off and then immediately trying to take off again. From 1995, the Ren & Stimpy Show Special: Sports, written by Joey Cavalieri, breakdowns by Matt Maley and Darren Auck, finishes by Travis Hill, Steve Alexandrov, Wayne A. Murray, Don Hudson, Scott "pond-scum" Elmer, Tim Tuohy, and Ernie Stiner. It's not very good, but I hadn't realized there were multiple Ren & Stimpy Specials: they seemed to mostly be late in the run, seemingly well after their popularity had peaked, but okay. Hope you're all staying safe today, and I'm thankful for you!