"Lede."

I wouldn't say I was a fan, but I'm pretty sure I've probably seen Friends all the way through. Which is weird, since there's other series like the Office that I liked better but never bothered to watch all of.

Cap isn't quite going full Cobra Commander with hisssss ssssss-ssssoundsss--quit that! But it's noticeable. I also feel like, in keeping with Krakoa's general acceptance of whatever, Kurt figures maybe Pool and Cap legitimately want to be Venoms. Look, the world is terrible, covering yourself in bitey alien horribleness seems fairly reasonable. Spidey may just be prejudiced against Venoms...

Sat may be teasing Kurt a bit here, but in her story about supervillain girls wanting Captain America, I don't think Diamondback is an outlier. Plus, to mix some metaphors, Cap is basically superhero royalty, and it's probably assumed Avengers membership comes with dating him or something. (It absolutely wouldn't; Cap could be dating Wonder Woman and she'd still have to audition, to show she got in on her own merits, even if it was super obvious.)

Oh, and I almost forgot: "Join Us" is probably definitely from Evil Dead: the Musical! It's completely inappropriate and the Youngest and I have probably listened to it 300 times.