This is:

A. A lovely, festive centerpiece for your next Fourth of July or Veteran's Day get-together, according to Martha Stewart's Living.

B. Probably against the law, if that proposed flag-burning amendment goes through.

C. "The Smithsonian oughta give us $20 a piece for this! They love that 'Greatest Generation' crap!"

D. Why I'm not allowed to use the freezer anymore.

Hope you all have a happy, safe Fourth! More nonsense tomorrow, 'til then, go out and play!