SuperPro being licensed by the NFL seems like a bug, not a feature. I'm not the writer for this, but it seems like there are a ton of stories that he would be perfect for; that the NFL wouldn't sign off on in a million years. Still, letting girls play football would've been pretty progressive for 1992, I think. This one's not as fun as "The Drop-kick that lifts your...um...spirit!" but I just noticed a comment from artist Hilary Barta on that old post!
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Monday, August 29, 2022
His Rogues' Gallery included Illegal Use of Hands, Late Hit, 15 Yards Unsportsmanlike...
I've seen two pre-season games already this year, and August seems way too early for football. (One game was really delayed for inclement weather; something I rarely remember seeing before but have more the last two or three years.) Seems an appropriate time for a random issue from the quarter (dollar) bin, although I wonder how long it would take to put together a full run. Nobody's jumping up and down for these, but should they be...? Probably not? From 1992, NFL SuperPro #9, "Time and Again" Written by Evan Skolnick, pencils by Jose Delbo, inks by Donald C. Hudson. Cover by John Romita, Ron Frenz, and Joe Sinnott!
This is fairly by-the-numbers superhero stuff: nothing groundbreaking, but not badly done, either. In his civilian identity of Phil Greenfield, SuperPro visits his sister and her family; and worries that his niece Melanie was down in the dumps. The local board of education had kicked her off the middle school football team, and she felt like it was pointless to fight it. Phil didn't have much of a pro career, but still had some clout as a well-known reporter, and approaches Melanie's couch, who had no problem with her and maybe should've pushed harder for her to stay. Then, because this is a superhero comic, the bad guy shows up: from an earlier issue, time-skipping assassin Instant Replay! That's clever. On the cover he looks like a Snake-Eyes clone with the Multiple Man's powers, but inside he's a bit of a wreck, blipping around in time.
Phil manages to suit up as SuperPro, just in time to get distracted by Melanie's arrival, and catch some hands. Head in the game! She manages to save him with a well-thrown football, but also easily recognizes her uncle. Pissed at Melanie being threatened, SuperPro turns on the jets against Instant Replay, remembering his weakness was being repeatedly electrocuted. (Um...wait...) IR is zapped out of reality again, and Melanie gets back on the team.
Monday, August 08, 2011
If you're seeing Superpro here this morning, something's gone amiss...

Maybe the blog's on lockout? My collective bargaining deal fell through? Maybe I'm on a sixty-day suspension from blogging for using performance-enhancing drugs? Maybe I didn't pay the cable bill before I left? Maybe I'm back from vacation but still need a bit of a lie-down?...I'd bet on that last one.
From Superpro Special Edition #1, written by Fabian Nicieza, art by Jose Delbo and Bob Hall, inks by Tom Morgan, Mike DeCarlo, Kim DeMulder, and Bob Hall.
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Friday, February 04, 2011
Traditionally, for a parody, you make fun of something people have heard of...

The cover of What The--?! #23, featuring a parody of Marvel's short-lived NFL tie-in, SuperPro: "The Drop-Kick that lifts your...um...spirit!" Written by Hilary Barta and Doug Rice, pencils by Rurik Tyler, inks and cover by Barta. Not their best one, but look what they had to work with.
I think the sales for SuperPro proved the venn diagram of comics fans and football fans to be almost mutually exclusive. Or, it wasn't a very good comic. It's almost a shame: there's plenty of drama in pro football on and off the field, and I'm sure more than a few stories that would work with a super-powered ex-player; but the NFL kind of likes to keep it's image almost Disney-clean. They wouldn't want stories about SuperPro fighting alleged sexual harassment, dog fighting rings, or drug users; just to name a few.
Anyway, out for the weekend: it's time for the traditional buying of Super Bowl snacks...that will all be eaten today and Saturday. Enjoy the game!
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