Showing posts with label Red She Hulk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Red She Hulk. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

"Dibs."

...Does anyone still say "Dibs"? I don't think I've ever heard it in real life! Jake saying it, well, maybe. Especially if he's just Marc Spector's idea of what a cabbie talks like. 

Tigra was an actual cat for a bit, wasn't she? That seems potentially darker than the Void. If she hadn't been cat-sized at the time, I shudder to think what her bodycount would've been. "Dark Quasar" could potentially be the biggest bad of all: in that vein, I loved Adam Warren's Dirty Pair: Fatal but not Serious. A bad guy activates Yuri's clone, tells her this was a simulation, go kill the Dirty Pair. 'Bad' Yuri asks, what are the parameters? How hard should she go? The bad guy doesn't care, which gives her a blank check for mayhem: since she thinks it's a sim, she doesn't have to worry about property damage, innocent bystanders, common decency; she can do whatever to complete the mission. And taking those restraints off, she goes hard. Quasar, without any morality? Could be scary!

Namor didn't just fall out of the last shot; I think he would not be as sentimental as the rest. Even if he thought he would forget, he doesn't care enough to remember. On the other hand, Jake probably seems the toughest, but is pure marshmallow inside. Cries at movies, sad pet videos, etc. 
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Wednesday, July 20, 2022

"Swear."

Feel like I have a weird chapter break this week, but that could be me feeling my self-imposed deadline creeping up... 

 Also, I swear I had the Cotali mention in there before Dale's comment last week! All the adventures they reference are vaguely intended to call back old Justice League of America covers--really old ones! Go all the way back!

How much claim does Namor have to the Defenders name? I feel like less than the Hulk's, honestly. But when you have a team without any formal structure, yeah, that's pretty much the Defenders, isn't it? Even if you have a moon base...
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Wednesday, July 13, 2022

"Escalate."

The Sentry! Golden Guardian of Good, with the power of a million exploding suns! Or something. Whose idea was this? I swear somebody else sparked this notion in the comments! But, has this figure ever been used around here? We saw the old, Wal-Mart exclusive giving Clark Kent the hassle with Hyperion, a hundred years ago; as well as him being disarming in Siege. And along with him, old figures for Namor and Moon Knight are there for Nova's "just-us league" pitch in "A League of Their Own,", 13 years back! I don't know if this team is more analogous with the JLA than my last try: is Red She-Hulk closer to Wonder Woman than Ms. Marvel? Quasar feels more like Green Lantern than Nova in some ways, but not in others. The Deathloks get in since Cyborg is movie JLA...

Anyway, I really liked the first Sentry series; and much later Jeff Parker's 60's pastiche Age of the Sentry. And...that's it? I think I've mentioned his appearances in or around Dark Reign, as Norman Osborn's bodyguard, against Moon Knight and the Punisher; but I can't recall if I've read either of those? The guys are outgunned and outclassed, but the Sentry isn't necessarily a gun Osborn can point at someone...more like a water balloon full of acid? It might work, it might blow up on you, it might hit someone and bounce off; you don't know.
 
No doubt more about him next time, but aside from being (more) dated, I kind of prefer the old Wal-Mart Sentry to this one, in a more David Finch style? Wait, it looked like he had short hair on the New Avengers cover he comes back in? But, I would like this Sentry about 300% more, if there were a matching Void figure!

I thought I messed up Quasar's mentor, Epoch; who was maybe slightly less creepy looking than his old boss, Eon; but I can definitely see Moon Knight preferring a bird-skulled lunatic. "Ka nama kaa lajerama" is maybe part of Namor's Atlantean heritage: Robert E. Howard created the phrase in his first Kull story. It cancelled the mystic disguises of the Serpent Men! Shout it out now, see if it reveals anyone.  

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Thursday, July 07, 2022

Ugh, I still can't see it, but if that's what she likes...

I don't like Jonathan Hickman's charts and diagrams, but I was just thinking I could almost use some to try and picture some of this continuity: how long were Betty and Bruce married, then how long was she dead, then how long was she Red She-Hulk before talking to Bruce? That might help the reader get where she's coming from this issue: from 2011, the Incredible Hulks #626, "The Spy Who Smashed Me, part one: When in Rome" Written by Greg Pak, pencils by Tom Grummett, inks by Cory Hamscher.
Bruce had apparently thought he and Betty could get back together again, but that may have been jumping the gun: Betty doesn't seem to want anything to do with him. Or the army, as she smashes a truck. She's then approached by someone dressed as a "gladiator," which she thinks is Bruce cosplaying from Planet Hulk, but it's actually Tyrannus. (We saw the next issue some time back, but Dale pointed out Betty could feel sympathetic towards him from Incredible Hulk Annual #17. OK, he kidnapped her and bitchslapped Rick, but still.) Man, I've even seen Tyrannus wearing that helmet before on the blog; and I didn't think he usually got that kitted out: he wasn't a lead-from-the-front kind of guy. 

Meanwhile, Bruce and his brainiac fan Amadeus Cho are wondering what to do about Betty, who may be smashing stuff just to smash stuff. Uh, no: Bruce admits, the house she smashed was the last place they lived together. So it's somewhat understandable? Feel like if Bruce smashed something like that in an emotional fit, it wouldn't even be mentioned. But Betty was now in Italy, and Cho explains her gamma power may be shifting: if she changes three or four more times, she wouldn't be able to change back. Is...is that bad? Jen didn't seem to have a problem with it. Maybe warn Betty that could happen, but the choice should be hers. Somewhat typically, Bruce opts to go alone on this one, with any other Hulks: Jen, Rick, Skaar...I was already concerned this was another of Marvel's periodic contractions, where they decide to rollback to a lone hero and phase out auxiliary versions, like your Scarlet Spiders, Beta Ray Bills, War Machines. The original She-Hulk would be a prime example, but Jen had been around since 1979 and feels more central than most: Jame Rhodes predates her by a year, but wouldn't be Iron Man or War Machine until 1983 and 1993, respectively. Technically, Ben Reilly predates them both? But, we're getting off-topic.
With an unstable-molecule tux and some gear from Amadeus, Bruce heads over to Italy, and finds Betty the center of attention at a museum bash. (I like that Grummett draws her somewhat more petitely, possibly to contrast with Red: there are times in Peter David's Hulk run where Betty is as built as any superhero!) Bruce steps in, but immediately kills the mood by bringing up her gamma levels. Betty's a little buzzed, but also there with Tyrannus: Amadeus warns Bruce that his credentials for the party check out, but can't talk Bruce out of Hulking out at the sight of Betty and "Rommy" dancing. Still, not wanting Betty to do the same, he takes off outside, to get shot at by the cops. Betty takes a healthy drink, but that may be part of the plan: Tyrannus lets the Hulk see him carrying the unconscious Betty, then tells Hulk she was locked in the museum's vault...I didn't think the Hulk was dumb anymore, Bruce.
Tyrannus and Betty played Bruce, to get into the vault, then Red She-Hulk knocks him out. They leave the Hulk to take the rap, as Amadeus tries to figure out what was stolen: Pandora's Box. 

Betty still had another crossover before getting depowered; and she and Bruce may have tried to reconcile again: Bruce may have wrecked that one, but Betty was still upset when he died in Civil War II. I see why she turned into the Harpy in Immortal Hulk: way more body horror in that image. But I wouldn't mind seeing her as Red She-Hulk again, and maybe happy? Happier?
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Wednesday, June 29, 2022

"Tamper."


I read at least a bit of Red She-Hulk, but I may actually be right about Betty liking scotch! Pretty sure Thunderbolt Ross drank it and passed it on to her; in an old Peter David Incredible Hulk issue. And yeah, I know she's the Harpy (or Red Harpy?) now after Immortal Hulk, but honestly Betty's taken more than enough crap over the years. I prefer the idea of her now having the power to not have to put up with it anymore; and hopefully moving on from Bruce. (Post-David, even after Betty returned from the dead; I feel like he didn't appreciate her enough or treat her like she should.)

Betty refers to a ploy Namor used in his old solo book, like every fight: get beat down until he could get to a lucky pond, or the pipes, standing water, whatever. Let Namor get wet (ew!) and he'll turn the fight around like Popeye hitting the spinach. 
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Wednesday, June 22, 2022

"Unbeknownst."

I don't get to use "unbeknownst" enough. Spelled it right in the first panel, then wrong for the file name...

Odds of Giganto getting a HasLabs campaign? Pretty slim. And while I know the Atlantean bipedal whale has his fans, I prefer the Mole Man's "Deviant mutate" version.
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Thursday, October 01, 2020

I need to get back on Immortal Hulk: I think I got a deal on the first couple trades; and I may have a random issue here and there. It feels like a million years since I read Hulk regularly; I wasn't for today's book, either. From 2011, the Incredible Hulks #628, "Live and Let Smash" Written by Greg Pak, pencils by Tom Grummett, inks by Cory Hamscher.
As the title may indicate, this was midway through a spy-style romp featuring the Hulk in a tux, teamed up with his ex, Red-She Hulk. The latter had been "romanced" to aid Tyrannus, in search of Pandora's Box; which is super-gross: I remember him kidnapping Betty back in Hulk Annual #17. He's not a likable character, even for a villain: the recap page calls him out as "the kind of guy who has a bust of himself." When the Hulk needs to get madder to get stronger, Tyrannus points out he "didn't just dance with Betty."
Hulk and Red kiss before the end of this one, when Tyrannus predictably double-crosses them and attacks; and I don't think I'm spoiling anything to say their relationship was not going to go forward smoothly. From the next issue page, it looked like Red Hulk had a book at the time, but Red She-Hulk didn't: I know she's probably more than a bit deriviative, but I like the idea of Betty having something to do. Just, like, not with Tyrannus. Read more!