Wednesday, March 16, 2022

"Seen One."

I don't think Sat would be the type for flowery speeches with Kurt, but it's easy to open up to a Spider-Man, isn't it? And Kaine has lived a different, and darker, life than either Ben or Peter; so I figured it's not a stretch that he'd be smitten with Satana. Besides her obvious charms, that is.


Posted by googum at 5:00 AM
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3 comments:

Mr. Morbid's House Of Fun said...

Aww, and what ample charms they are I believe he'd say.

Poor Kaine. I do believe the famous country song "Looking for love in all the wrong places" fits here, or as Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat pronounced it "Wookin' fo nub."

If I was Kurt, I'd be like "I'm sorry Herr Professor but I can't take anyone who can't actually place their constant show of powers-hands flat on their hips when they're talking to me seriously."

Hey, so when shit does inevitably hit the fan, & Kurt gets stuck in Krakoa, Satana's going to be able to go there & rescue him even though she's not a mutant right?

9:58 AM
CalvinPitt said...

Fingers crossed for Kurt to teleport Xavier's head off his body and into Magneto's chest cavity.

What? With the whole resurrection protocol thing, it hardly even counts as murder.

2:29 PM
Mr. Morbid's House Of Fun said...

@CalvinPitt: That would be hilarious AF if he did. Goo, you know what you must do now, haha.

6:09 AM

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